Saturday, December 6, 2014

To my dear recently evacuated roommate, Jerry Donald Cleary



Jerry, using my kitchen sink brush to clean the bathroom doesn't make me look stupid nor does it make me want to harm you. You have to understand that such behavior only makes YOU a horrible individual, one whom people do not want to engage with in any way. I did nothing against you, yet you treated me and my home as a shit-hole. Though I'm proud of you for fighting your desires to be physically destructive to my person and home, sadly I can only feel sorrow for you... knowing that as you approach 38 years old, you will probably never develop deep, lasting friendships nor experience gracious, loving sex. I feel badly that you hate your life so much that you feel your only option is to try to offend others.
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